| The Wedding Ceremony | Archives |
This section lists all attendents of the wedding, then a transcript of the cermony presented word-for-word, and, finally, the screenshots taken during the ceremony.
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Attendees |
Adrenalynn
Argon: [BS&R] Ringbearer
Arys: [Knights of Ni Chapter,
BS&R]
Lady Black Widow [Gift of Heaven,
BS&R] Bride
Bremen: [Knights of Ni Chapter,
Charter Member, BS&R]
Calvin: [Knights of Ni Chapter,
BS&R]
Lord Conrad
Counselor Creo
Darkoath
Fiatofa: [Charter Member, BS&R]
Gor Graybeard: [Diplomat, BS&R]
Hugh: [BS&R]
Jarlaxle: [Knights of Ni Chapter,
BS&R]
Lothar: [Knights of Ni Chapter,
BS&R]
Lord MasterOfPuppets: [Charter
Member, BS&R]
Lord Mr Christian: [Healer,
Charter Member, BS&R] Groom
Nicodemus: [Knights of Ni Chapter,
BS&R]
Nobody [Guildmaster, BS&R]
Deliverer
Orrion
Lord PapaMan: [Guild Elder,
Charter Member, BS&R] Father of the Bride
Lady Shannara-MLA: [Queen, Moltenlava]
Ualther
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Wedding Transcript |
Note: The wedding audience have their names and dialogue in light text. The wedding party have their names and dialogue in normal text.
| Lothar: | shhh |
| Gor Graybeard: | <:) |
| Ualther: | *waiting patiently* |
| Lothar: | Jarl you talk funny. |
| Jarlaxle: | I throw my voice |
| Conrad: | *Smile* |
| Nobody: | Remember to come forward if you can't see text, please |
| *Ahem* | |
| Gor Graybeard: | every one zappem as they walk by |
| Lothar: | shh |
| Bremen: | shhhh |
| Lothar: | *Nudge* |
| Adrenalynn: | kill the band |
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[Nobody runs inside Wedding Tent] Being perfectly rested, you shove BlackWidow out of the way. |
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| BlackWidow: | must be. |
| PapaMan: | cant hear anything |
| Nobody: | I was playing |
| BlackWidow: | didnt hear anything. |
| Calvin: | doh |
| Nobody: | cvome out in 3 sec [Returns outside Wedding Tent] |
| Nicodemus: | Lord Conrad i have heard a lot about you |
| PapaMan: | let us begin.. |
| Calvin: | Conrad thinks we are dumb.... |
| Lothar: | Well, we are. |
| Conrad: | Indeed? |
| Ualther: | * lightly tapping foot* |
| Lothar: | shh |
| Gor Graybeard: | shh |
| Conrad: | *Nod* |
| Creo: | *Grins* |
| Conrad: | *Smile* |
| Ualther: | *sniffle* |
| Darkoath: | :) |
| Nobody: | [As
everyone settles down] We are the Britannia Search & Rescue Guild,
and we have found each other not for survival, nor fear, nor vengeance,
nor any other base reason. We have come together because of love-our love
of humanity and our need to give of ourselves to others.
Before us stands Black Widow and Mr. Christian, who have found each other because of the love which exists between two people who care for each other more than themselves or any other person. And we are here as witnesses to their love, their devotion, and their new commitment of marriage. Black Widow and Mr. Christian, you must not enter into this union lightly. To do so would dishonor all those here today, all those who have entered into |
| Pluto’s Avenger: | n p |
| Nobody: | similar unions, and, most gravely, to the loved one who stands before you now. |
| Pluto’s Avenger: | war time on way... |
| Nobody: | I must hear from each of you now, in turn, from you own lips, a statement of your commitment. Black Widow, I bid you now to join Mr. Christian and confess your feelings for one another. |
| BlackWidow: | I see before me a man unique in talent singular in courtesy, unmatched in kindness, phoenix in friendship, generous beyond measure... |
| Conrad: | *Tear* |
| BlackWidow: | and...the first in all the art of goodness... It is you Mr Christian whom I love. |
| Mr Christian: | I see before me a woman, the “summit of all beauty, Quintessence of discretion, |
| Conrad: | *Gulp* |
| Mr Christian: | treasury of charm, depository of chasity and finally, idea of everything that is treasury of charm, depository of chasity and finally, idea of everything that is beneficial, honest,and charming in this world.” It is you BlackWidow, whom I love above all. |
| Nobody: | You each hold rings as a gift for the other. More than their material, they are symbols of your feelings made substantial. Exchange wedding bands now, and seal your Fates together. |
| Argon: | [Approaching the groom] your ring sir |
| Conrad: | *Cry* |
| Nobody: | It has been suggested by philosophers that we exist merely as a product of some collective dream. I know this cannot be the case. I know this |
| Ualther: | *wiping a tear* |
| Nobody: | as
I know that any of us can count on one another at any time. I know this
as I know that these two souls have found something no dream could ever
fully realize - they have found each other.
Black Widow and Mr. Christian, we wish you happiness and a good life together. Congratulations, wife and husband. |
| BlackWidow: | *kiss* |
| Nobody: | You may kiss the Bride. |
| Fiatofa: | *clapping* |
| Conrad: | *Clap* |
| Mr Christian: | *KISS* |
| Argon: | Huzzah |
| Fiatofa: | here here |
| Gor Graybeard: | BOOM BABY!!!!! |
| War-Time: | *clap* |
| Ualther: | HOO RAH |
| PapaMan: | hooooray |
| Darkoath: | Huzzah!!! |
| Argon: | *claps* |
| PapaMan: | hoooray |
| Fiatofa: | yeah |
| BlackWidow: | *hug* |
| Nobody: | Family, Friends, and Honored Guests, please feel free to remain for our |
| Pluto’s Avenger: | I Planned to come to this wedding so i brought a few gifts..... |
| Nobody: | reception. Food and drink will be served, and candles may be taken as gifts. |
| Gor Graybeard: | WAR YA MISED IT |
| Argon: | gifts! |
| Nobody: | ...And be prepared to dance... |
| Nobody: | *The Dance of Joy* |
| Conrad: | *Smile* |
| Nobody: | *The Dance of Joy* |
| Pluto’s Avenger: | where war? |
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Being perfectly rested, you shove Conrad out of the way. |
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| Argon: | gifts! |
| Conrad: | *Laugh* |
| Nobody: | *The Dance of Joy* |
| Pluto’s Avenger: | gifts to you |
| Nobody: | *The Dance of Joy* |
| Mr Christian: | Champagne |
| Calvin: | An Lor Xen |
| Mr Christian: | for you |
| Nobody: | *weeping* |
| Mr Christian: | my bride |
| War-Time: | well im here |
The following screenshots appear in order, beginning as the bride and her father walk down the aisle until the end of the ceremony.
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|
PapaMan
brings his daughter, Black
Widow, down the aisle. |
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| The ceremony begins. Outside Nobody’s Tent, in the ceremonial area |
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| Black
Widow confesses her love for her groom. Outside Nobody’s Tent, in the ceremonial area |
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| Mr.
Christian’s frankness of emotion surprises some. Outside Nobody’s Tent, in the ceremonial area |
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| The groom in all his
finery. Outside Nobody’s Tent, in the ceremonial area |
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| Never has any woman
looked more beautiful than this Gift of Heaven. Would that we were worthy
of her presence. Outside Nobody’s Tent, in the ceremonial area |
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| War-Time arrives just
in time to see the bride and groom kiss, thus sealing their Fates together. Outside Nobody’s Tent, in the ceremonial area |
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